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You can call me Mommy-angelo!

My kid must think I have these amazing artistic abilities. I do not. At all. But surprisingly, after months of drawing on demand, I was feeling pretty confident about my skills. That is, until this morning.

"Mommy, draw fish"
*I Draw a fish*
"Mommy, draw baseball"
*I draw a baseball*
"Mommy draw dinosaur"
*I draw something that looks like a dog, with stegosaurus plates on it's back. He even gives me a look saying that it clearly did not look like a dino, but he will let it slide.*
"Mommy draw a jelly fish."
*oh good, something easy after that dinosaur debacle*
"Mommy draw Elmo."
*yep, I can draw Elmo with my eyes closed*
"Mommy draw feet."
*Yes! Another easy one!*
"Mommy draw racecar."
*eek. I draw one with terrible aerodynamics.*
"Draw Daddy"
*I Draw a stick figure*
"Draw Hannah"
*The only difference between Hannah and Daddy is that Hannah has longer hair and is wearing pearls.*
"Draw cat."
*Yessss easy peasy!*
"Mommy, draw God."

Yeah I was feelin' pretty good about our drawing session until that! :)

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