The Naptime Monologues

Sometimes when naptime rolls around, Anthony is not tired. He is required, tired or not, to stay in his room for an hour. 99% of the time, he sleeps for almost 2 hours. Today, he is just talking to himself.

For my (and maybe your) amusement, I am just going to start writing what he is saying, in real time.

"I want more milk.
I want chocolate.
Can I have chocolate please?
How 'bout chocolate milk?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14, uhhh what's after 14? Hmm... 15. That's right 15.
Z is for zebra! See that Zebra?? I see a Zebra!
Where?
Right there!
Stay in bed. Listen to mommy.
Obey Mommy.
Obey Daddy.
Obey Hannah.
Daddy's working.
I want to go play soccer.
*counts from 1-50*
Can I have a kiwi please?
I find a sock. YAY!!! I FIND IT!
The mommy's on the bus says 'shh shh shh shh shh shh all thouuugh town.
Hey guess what? I wanna play baseball.
Bay (baby) Luke funny!
dou-ble-u! W! W! W! I got it!
Where?
There it is!
It's time to play football!
Mines."
*sound of football crashing in to the wall.*

Aaand he's out of bed. Oh my tired child, please just go to sleep!

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